It's strange that God should fash to frame
The yearth and lift sae hie,
An’ clean forget to explain the same
To a gentleman like me.
Thae gusty, donnered ither folk,
Their weird they weel may dree;
But why present a pig in a poke
To a gentleman like me?
Thae ither folk their parritch eat
An’ sup their sugared tea;
But the mind is no’ to be wyled wi’ meat
Wi’ a gentleman like me.
Thae ither folk, they court their joes
At gloamin’ on the lea;
But they're made of a commoner clay, I suppose,
Than a gentleman like me.
Thae ither folk, for richt or wrang,
They suffer, bleed, or dee;
But a’ thir things are an emp'y sang
To a gentleman like me.
It's a different thing that I demand,
Tho’ humble as can be —
A statement fair in my Maker's hand
To a gentleman like me:
A clear account writ fair an’ broad,
An’ a plain apologie;
Or the deevil a ceevil word to God
From a gentleman like me.