First the teacher called the roll,
Clos't to the beginnin’,
“Addeliney Bowersox!”
Set the school a-grinnin’.
Wintertime, and stingin’ -cold
When the session took up —
Cold as we all looked at her,
Though she could n't look up!
Total stranger to us, too —
Country-folks ai n't allus
Nigh so shameful unpolite
As some people call us!—
But the honest facts is, then,
Addeliney Bower-
Sox's feelin's was so hurt
She cried half an hour!
My dest was acrost from her‘ n:
Set and watched her tryin’
To p'tend she did n't keer,
And a kind o’ dryin’
Up her tears with smiles — - tel I
Thought, “Well,‘ Addeliney
Bowersox’ is plain, but she's
Purty as a piney!”
It's be'n many of a year
Sence that most oncommon
Cur'ous name o’ Bowersox
Struck me so abomin-
Nubble and outlandish-like!—
I changed it to Adde-
Liney Daubenspeck — and that
Nearly killed her Daddy!