I've thought a power on men and things,
As my uncle ust to say,—
And ef folks do n't work as they pray, i jings!
W'y, they ai n't no use to pray!
Ef you want somepin’, and jes dead-set
A-pleadin’ fer it with both eyes wet,
And tears wo n't bring it, w'y, you try sweat,
As my uncle ust to say.
They's some do n't know their A, B, C's,
As my uncle ust to say,
And yit do n't waste no candle-grease,
Ner whistle their lives away!
But ef they can n't write no book, ner rhyme
No singin’ song fer to last all time,
They can blaze the way fer the march sublime,
As my uncle ust to say.
Whoever's Foreman of all things here,
As my uncle ust to say,
He knows each job‘ at we're best fit fer,
And our round-up, night and day:
And a-sizin’ His work, east and west,
And north and south, and worst and best.
I ai n't got nothin’ to suggest,
As my uncle ust to say.