Such guests as you, sir, were not in my mind
When I my homely dish with care designed;
‘ Twas certain humble souls I would have fed
Who do not turn from wholesome milk and bread:
You came, slow-trotting on the narrow way,
O'erturned the food, and trod it in the clay;
Then low with discoid nostrils sniffing curt,
Cried, “Sorry cook! why, what a mess of dirt!”