Old letters! wipe away the tear,
And gaze upon these pale mementoes,
A pilgrim finds his journal here
Since first he took to walk on ten toes.
Yes, here are scrawls from Clapham Rise,
Do mothers still their school-boys pamper?
O, how I hated Doctor Wise!
O, how I lov’ d a well-fill’ d hamper!
How strange to commune with the Dead —
Dead joys, dead loves, and wishes thwarted:
Here’ s cruel proof of friendships fled,
And sad enough of friends departed.
And here’ s the offer that I wrote
In’ to Lucy Diver;
And here John Wylie’ s begging note —
He never paid me back a stiver.
And here my feud with Major Spike,
Our bet about the French Invasion;
On looking back I acted like
A donkey upon that occasion.
And here a letter from “the Row,”—
How mad I was when first I learnt it!
They would not take my Book, and now
I’ d give a trifle to have burnt it.
And here a heap of notes, at last,
With “love” and “dove,” and “sever” “never”—
Though hope, though passion may be past,
Their perfume is as sweet as ever.
A human heart should beat for two,
Whatever say your single scorners,
And all the hearths I ever knew
Had got a pair of chimney corners.
See here a double violet —
Two locks of hair — a deal of scandal:
I’ ll burn what only brings regret —
Go, Betty, fetch a lighted candle.