There was an Old Man of Vienna,
Who lived upon Tincture of Senna;
When that did not agree, he took Camomile Tea,
That nasty Old Man of Vienna.
There was an Old Man in a boat,
Who said, “I'm afloat! I'm afloat!”
When they said, “No, you ai n't!” he was ready to faint,
That unhappy Old Man in a boat.