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1885–1933

THE ETERNAL GREETING

Ring Lardner

What is the welcoming word I hear When I reach home at the close of day? “Glad you are with us, daddy, dear?” Something I'd like to hear you say?

No, it is this, invariably: “Daddy, what have you got for me?” “Deep affection,” I might reply; What would it profit if I did?

I might answer: “The price to buy Clothes and edibles for you, kid.” You would repeat, insistently: “Daddy, what have you got for me?”

Is n't my Self enough for you? Does n't my Presence satisfy? No, that spelling would never do; You want Presents, a new supply,

When you inquire so eagerly: “Daddy, what have you got for me?” ‘ Twould be much nicer and cheaper, son, If I were welcome without a toy,

But as I'm not, I must purchase one And take my reward from your look of joy When you open the bundle and cry: “O, see! See what daddy has got for me!”

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