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1885–1933

DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE

Ring Lardner

“MYSELF!” It means that you do n't care To have me lift you in your chair; That if I do, you'll rage and tear. “MYSELF!” It means you do n't require

Assistance from your willing sire In eating;‘ twill but rouse your ire. “MYSELF!” It means when you are through That you do n't want your daddy to

Unseat you, as he used to do. Time was, and not so long ago, When you were carried to and fro And waited on, but now? No! No!

You'd rather fall and break your head, Or fill your lap with cream and bread Than be helped up or down, or fed.

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