If down here I chance to die, Solemnly I beg you take All that is left of “I” To the Hills for old sake's sake,
Pack me very thoroughly In the ice that used to slake Pegs I drank when I was dry — This observe for old sake's sake.
To the railway station hie, There a single ticket take For Umballa — goods-train — I Shall not mind delay or shake.
I shall rest contentedly Spite of clamor coolies make; Thus in state and dignity Send me up for old sake's sake.
Next the sleepy Babu wake, Book a Kalka van “for four.” Few, I think, will care to make Journeys with me any more
As they used to do of yore. I shall need a “special” break — Thing I never took before — Get me one for old sake's sake.
After that — arrangements make. No hotel will take me in, And a bullock's back would break ‘ Neath the teak and leaden skin
Tonga ropes are frail and thin, Or, did I a back-seat take, In a tonga I might spin,— Do your best for old sake's sake.
After that — your work is done. Recollect a Padre must Mourn the dear departed one — Throw the ashes and the dust.
Do n't go down at once. I trust You will find excuse to “snake Three days’ casual on the bust.” Get your fun for old sake's sake.
I could never stand the Plains. Think of blazing June and May Think of those September rains Yearly till the Judgment Day!
I should never rest in peace, I should sweat and lie awake. Rail me then, on my decease, To the Hills for old sake's sake.
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