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1863–1946

THE TWA WEELUMS

Violet Jacob

I'm Sairgeant Weelum Henderson frae Pairth, That's wha I am! There's jist ae bluidy regiment on airth That's worth a damn;

An’ gin the bonniest fechter o’ the lot Ye seek to see, Him that's the best — whaur ilka man's a Scot — Speir you at me!

Gin there's a hash o’ Gairmans pitten oot By aichts an’ tens, That Wully Henderson's been thereaboot A'body kens.

Fegs-aye! Yon Weelum that's in Gairmanie, He hadna reckoned Wi’ Sairgeant Weelum Henderson, an’ wi’ The Forty-Second!

Yon day we lichtit on the shores o’ France, The lassies standin’ Trod ilk on ither's taes to get the chance To see us landin’;

The besoms! O they smiled to me — an’ yet They couldna’ help it, ( Mysel’, I just was thinkin’ foo we'd get The Gairmans skelpit. )

I'm wearied wi’ them, for it's aye the same Whaure'er we gang, Oor Captain thinks we've got his een to blame, But, man! he's wrang;

I winna say he's no as smairt a lad As ye micht see Atween twa Sawbaths — aye, he's no sae bad, But he's no me!

Weel, let the limmers bide; their bonnie lips Are fine an’ reid; But me an’ Weelum's got to get to grips Afore we're deid;

An’ gin he thinks he has n't met his match He'll sune be wiser. Here's to mysel’! Here's to the auld Black Watch! An’ damn the Kaiser!

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