In many a boudoir nowadays
The baritone's decollete throat
Produces weird unearthly lays,
Like some dyspeptic goat
Deprived but lately of her young
( But not, alas! of either lung ).
His low-necked collar fails to show
The contours of his manly chest,
Since that has fallen far below
His “fancy evening vest.”
Here, too, in picturesque relief,
Nestles his crimson handkerchief.
Will no one tell me why he sings
Such doleful melancholy lays,
Of withered summers, ruined springs,
Of happier bygone days,
And kindred topics, more or less
Designed to harass or depress?
That ballad in his bloated hand
Is of the old familiar blend:—
A faded flow'r, a maiden, and
A “brave kiss” at the end!
( The kind of kiss that, for a bet,
A man might give a Suffragette. )