Suppose, my dear, that you were I
And by your side your sweetheart sate;
Suppose you noticed by and by
The distance‘ twixt you were too great;
Now tell me, dear, what would you do?
I know — and so do you.
And when ( so comfortably placed )
Suppose you only grew aware
That that dear, dainty little waist
Of hers looked very lonely there;
Pray tell me sooth — what would you do?
I know, and so do you.
When, having done what I just did
With not a frown to check or chill,
Suppose her red lips seemed to bid
Defiance to your lordly will;
Oh, tell me, sweet, what would you do?
I know, and so do you.