Now once his master lingering o'er
His breakfast coffee-cup,
Observed unto his doting spouse:
“You ought to wash the pup!”
“That shall I do this very day,”
His doting spouse replied;
“You will not know the pretty thing
When he is washed and dried.
“But tell me, dear, before you go
Unto your daily work,
Shall I use Ivory soap on him,
Or Colgate, Pears’ or Kirk?”
“Odzooks, it matters not a whit —
They all are good to use!
Take Pearline, if it pleases you —
Sapolio, if you choose!
“Take any soap, but take the pup
And also water take,
And mix the three discreetly up
Till they a lather make.
“Then mixing these constituent parts,
Let nature take her way,”
With such advice that sapient sir
Had nothing more to say.
Then fared he to his daily toil
All in the Board of Trade,
While Mistress Taylor for that bath
Due preparations made.