PLUG.

As you have n't asked me for advice, I'll give it to you now: Plug! No matter who or what you are, or where you are, the how Is plug.

You may take your dictionary, unabridged, and con it through, You may swallow the Britannica and all its retinue, But here I lay it f. o. b.— the only word for you Is plug.

Are you in the big procession, but away behind the band? Plug! On the cobble, or asphaltum, in the mud or in the sand, Plug!

Oh, you'll hear the story frequently of how some clever man Cut clean across the country, so that now he's in the van; You may think that you will do it, but I do n't believe you can, So plug!

Are you singing in the chorus? Do you want to be a star? Plug! You may think that you're a genius, but I do n't believe you are, So plug!

Oh, you'll hear of this or that one who was born without a name, Who slept eleven hours a day and dreamed the way to fame, Who simply could n't push it off, so rapidly it came! But plug.

Are you living in the valley? Do you want to reach the height? Plug! Where the hottest sun of day is and the coldest stars of night? Plug!

Oh, it may be you're a fool, but if a fool you want to be, If you want to climb above the crowd so every one can see Just how a fool may look when he is at his apogee, Why, plug!

Can you make a mile a minute? Do you want to make it two? Plug! Are you good and up against it? Well, the only thing to do Is plug.

Oh, you'll find some marshy places, where the crust is pretty thin, And when you think you're gliding out, you're only sliding in, But the only thing for you to do is think of this and grin, And plug.

There's many a word that's prettier that has n't half the cheer Of plug. It may not save you in a day, but try it for a year. Plug!

And to show you I am competent to tell you what is what, I assure you that I never yet have made a centre shot, Which surely is an ample demonstration that I ought To plug.