When a person visits you, remember he's your guest,
Receive him very kindly, and be sure he has the best;
Make him very comfortable and show him all your toys,
And only play the games you're very sure that he enjoys.
When you pay a visit, never grumble or complain,
Try to be so affable they'll want you there again;
Do n't forget the older ones, your hostess least of all,
When you're leaving tell her you have had a pleasant call!