Listen to his wild romances:
He advances foolish fancies,
Each expounded as his “view” —
Gu.
In his brain's opacous clot, ah
He has got a maggot! What a
Man with “views” to overwhelm us!—
Gulielmus.
Hear his demagogic clamor —
Hear him stammer in his grammar!
Teaching, he will learn to spell —
Gulielmus L.
Slave who paid the price demanded —
With two-handed iron branded
By the boss — pray cease to dose us,
Gulielmus L. Jocosus.